Archive for November, 2009

12
Nov

The Art of War III: Retribution

   Posted by: Infinity    in Movies

Synopsis (from IMDB):  When international diplomacy comes up short, extreme measures must be taken. In the newest installment of The Art of War, Agent Neil Shaw is on a covert mission to stop North Korean terrorists from obtaining a nuclear bomb. But when the deal turns deadly, Shaw is drawn into the crossfire to save a beautiful facilitator and ends up framed for murder. Now a wanted man with only his newbie partner and the mysterious facilitator by his side, Shaw must rely on his martial arts skills and warrior code to fight through Korea’s mean streets and find the terrorists before they detonate the bomb at a United Nations peace summit.

This is the first movie that I can remember not being able to watch until the end.  Yes, it is that bad.  Bad plot, and even worse acting.  Somehow, I managed to make it to the 45:00 mark before I thought I was going to kill myself.  Even The Wicker Man (the remake, with Nicholas Cage) wasn’t this bad.  I actually made it to the end of that movie.  Neil Shaw is not played by Wesley Snipes in this film – if he was he may of saved the movie.  Instead, the producers picked a two-bit rapper named Anthony “Treach” Criss and threw him to the wolves.  You can’t ask someone to act without at least giving them an hour of training first!  His co-stars did not fare much better.

Normally I would give any movie a default one star out of five (again, The Wicker Man comes to mind).  In this case, however, I think giving The Art of War III zero stars out of five is being comprehensively generous.  Do not waste your money renting or buying this garbage.  Do not waste your time watching this garbage unless you truly need something better than warm milk and bottle of sleeping pills to doze off.

11
Nov

3:16 – The First Year

   Posted by: Infinity    in Current Events, Personal

It’s been one year since I started this blog.  I have had blogs before, however the posts were all kept private.  Perhaps, if there is interest I will open up the archives and post some of the older entries.  I have had this domain for over ten years, but this past year has been the first that it has been aggressively promoted and used.

Initially, the beginnings were humble – to post my thoughts, opinions, and ideas about the things that interest me and are noteable in the world at large.  Keep the format simple and easy to read.  I have been tentatively sketching out plans to expand the domain somewhat.  I will keep them under my hat for now…but changes are coming.  Looking forward, my goal is to update somewhat more frequently than I have been (not that I have been doing a shabby job), as well as finish off my biography (which is more of a mood thing).  Furthermore, I would like to start adding some photos – and make the site somewhat more visually friendly.

Today is also Remembrance Day – please take some time and give thought to all those who fought for the rights and freedoms that we enjoy today.  Never forget the horror of war, and hope that you yourself never have to experience it.  It reminds me of a poem I once read by William Owen.  Most people my age are not familiar with it.  It was originally written as a letter to Jessie Pope (a pro-war poet) in 1917, describing the agony of the soldiers fighting in the First World War, and is famous primarily due to its horrifying imagery.  The title of the poem is Dulce et Decorum Est – a play on words of the famous pro-war poem of Horace.  I have copied it below:

Dulce et Decorum Est

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of tired, outstripped Five-Nines that dropped behind.

Gas! Gas! Quick, boys!–An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And flound’ring like a man in fire or lime…
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.

In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil’s sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,–
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.

1
Nov

Halloween!

   Posted by: Infinity    in Current Events

Happy belated Halloween!

Halloween is one of my favorite holidays.  No, it’s not because I enjoy eating candy (although I do), but rather I like seeing the kids (and even the adults) get dressed up and have a good time.  I think its also good for community building, as it lets you meet your neighbors and be friendly with one another.  Despite the cold weather (as it was rather windy this year), people get out and have fun.  Last but not least, it’s great exercise.  It’s not often you can get me to walk around in the cold outside for three hours.

Despite my conspiracy-theorish thoughts that Halloween was a holiday invented by dentists to increase business, the holiday actually has its roots based in the Celtic festival of Samhain.  It was a celebration to mark the end of summer.  It was also a celebration to honour your ancestors and ward off evil spirits.  To ward off these spirits, one had to dress up as a harmful spirit in order to fool them to avoid being hurt.

The Celts used to carve out large turnips for their Halloween festivals.  The practice of carving out pumpkins did not take place until the mid-1800’s, as the gourds were in far more plentiful supply at the time (in addition, the tradition was associated with harvest time, not Halloween).